Creative Commons License

I support Creative Commons. Feel free to perform, remix, and share my music with others for non-commercial purposes. I am also very torrent friendly. But if you enjoy the music, please consider purchasing something so I can make more.




O Great Queen Electric, What Do You Have Waiting for Me? (2008)

1. Time Life
2. I Can Be Your Love
3. We Start the Cure in Paris
4. I’m On a Talk Show
5. If Only She Knew
6. I Do It Cause It’s Right
7. God’s Will
8. Psycho II
9. Joss Whedon

“Tender, focused, and triumphant.”- Foggy Ruins of Time

Stream and download the full album for free at CLLCT

CD : $9.99
iTunes Plus : $8.91
Amazon MP3 : $7.99
Lala : $7.49


The Black Hole (2006)

1. You’ve Got the Body + I’ve Got the Brains
2. March to the Sky
3. I Will Take You Home
4. It Seems Like I Was Just Here
5. Song About Ghosts + Family
6. Set This Thing on Fire
7. I’m Not Through With You
8. It’s All Around You
9. The Stars Are Closer Than You
10. Grandfather

A collection of demos trying to become a record, finally abandoned and released unfinished, though it’s taken on a life of its own since. Read more about this album’s history and potential future.

Stream and download the full album for free at CLLCT

If you’d like a CD-R copy, e-mail me.



Other Projects

lo-fi is sci-fi

We Were Wrong (2007)

1. Technology
2. The Script You Wrote is Terrible
3. Jimmy Prefers to Freelance
4. Learn to Submit
5. You Are a Pipe
6. Deep Red
7. You Are Not Afraid of Me (I Am Not Afraid of You)
8. Interactive

Bonus Tracks (digital re-release only)

9. All My Drug Use Is Accidental (Demo)
10. I Hope They Call Me On a Mission (Demo)
11. Born Vintage (Demo)
12. California Doorways (Demo)
13. I’ve Been Faithful to You
14. Deep Red (Demo)
15. Interactive (Demo)
16. You Are a Pipe (Live)
17. Surface

Listen to it in full at last.fm

CD : $8.99
iTunes Plus : $9.99
Amazon MP3 (with bonus tracks) : $8.99
Lala : $7.49

This is a record I did in 2007 with Marc Sirdoreus (a.k.a. Marc with a C) under the name lo-fi is sci-fi. A louder record, for the most part, with lots of drums and fuzzy guitars. Personal to the point where I can’t really listen to it, hardly remember recording it, and don’t fully understand it. You can literally hear the emotional strain I was under at the time in my voice, which unsettles me. Still, it’s a fascinating snapshot of one week in my life and I’m very happy with it. Lots of these songs are still played live.


The Gala Luncheon
Medical Doctor (2006)

1. Chris Illegally Downloaded the Software We’re Using to Record This Album
2. What Do You Mean 24 Isn’t a Documentary?
3. Dear Mr. Benjamin Stiller
4. Oh, Francesco
5. Pancakes
6. Brett, I’m Sorry I Can’t Remember Your Last Name
7. The Gala Luncheon Holds a Seance
8. CGI is Bad
9. Dear Mokey Fraggle
10. Did I Lock the Door?
11. A Lecture on Q
12. It’s My Turn to Use the Sit ‘N Spin
13. Green Day Negates Christianity
14. The Days of Yore

Free download (mp3, FLAC, & more)

This is a band I was in with Rory Homan. It’s spoken word, sort of. I play guitar. This was recorded live on New Year’s Eve 2005/2006 and released the next day online.


The Gala Luncheon
Toto IV (2003)

1. The Time I Cried in an Old Navy
2. Come Swim in My Pool
3. My High Disdain for Strobe Lights
4. I Am Not Swamburger, Either
5. NBA Jam: Tournament Edition
6. If Alligators Carried Guns, I’d Never Leave the House
7. Where’s Howie?
8. Bhren Gatlin
9. Three Dollar Glass of Milk
10. Pogs
11. There Is a Right Way and a Wrong Way to Tell Me That You Love Me
12. The Price of CDs Today
13. Flea World Is the Filthiest Place I’ve Ever Been To
14. Carrot Top
15. Things That Are Less Funny Than Requesting Free Bird
16. I Overcame Insurmountable Odds to Record This Album Tonight
17. The Mini Dealership Down the Street
18. Krazy Glue
19. The Caps Lock Is Not On
20. Jenny Lewis, Or: How I Got Over Bhren Gatlin
21. There Is No Tomorrow
22. Beaches

out-of-print

The Gala Luncheon’s first album, back when Rory wore the bunny suit on stage. It sold out at the record release show and was never re-released.


Struggleburger

Struggleburger was an instrumental, improvisational, experimental grunge band that released a lot of music over one 12 month period. No writing, no rehearsing. Dave Joslyn played guitar, I played drums. All of the albums are available for free download by following the links below. Good luck.

LPs
Let Go of My Face (2001)
Manatee Basher (2001)
Getting to Know the Neighbors (2001)
Surrogate Mother (2001)
Sick Bay (2001)
Agriculture (2001)
A (2001)
Your Disgusting Past (2001)
Virtual Comedy Steakhouse (2002)
The Government (2002)
Love & Defense: The Tale of a Large Man (2002)

EPs
The Blue Room EP (2001)
The Completely Acoustic EP (2001)
The Croc in a Barrel EP (2001)



All songs © You’ve Been a Wonderful Laugh Track (ASCAP)